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It wasn!t for pleasure she-adopted this measure. ■ .. . .
There was ayoung man from Bardon,"
Whose sort sucked him off in the garden. –
He said, nHey Flo, whe’re did that ■ one go?n-
She said, "Hup, beg your pardonI"
There was a young man from Kildaire,
Who started to root on a stair,
When the bannister broke, he just quickened his stroke.
And finished her off in’mid-air,
There was a young fellow from Leeds.
Who swallowed a packet of seeds, , ..-. ‘.
In a month, silly -arse 5; he was covered in grass.-r ‘ .
And couldn’t sit down for the weeds-; . . ■
There was a young splinterish lass, .■
Who constructed her panties of brass,- . .■ ■ .
When asked, "Do they chafe?u She s’aid,. HYes9 -but itf a safe.
Against pinches and pins in your arse.," ■
A midget, one quite indiscreet, .; ;.
Went to a dance in the street,
One frigid December, he froze every member,. . ..
And crept away to retreat,
A fanatic gun lover named Crust,
Was perverse to the point of disgust,
His idea of a peach, had a 16 inch breack,
And a pearl-handled 44 bust,
There once was a maiden from Multry,
Whose knowledge was quite desultery.
She explained like a sage, adolesence. – the stage ;?>
Between Puberty and adultry,
There was a young lady from ;,ydney,
‘Who could not take it right uo to the. kidney,
But a man from the South got it up to her mouth.
He got his money1 s worth didn’t-he.
TELL US ANOTHERIS (Coat ,_)
There was a y&ung lady from Kew9.
Who said, as the Bishop -withdrew,
"The vicar was quicker and slicker and thicker’ : ‘■ ‘ ‘ ■
And nine inches longer than you," : ‘ ‘ ‘ .
There was a young fellow from ?eru9.
■.<:ho lived on cat’s jerk-off and spew,’
When he tired of these,’ he.lived on the’ cheese ‘
That under his foreskin grew . "’.
There once was a monastry monk9 .
Who went to sleep In a bunk9.
He dreamt that Venus was stroking his penis ;
And woke with a handful of spunko.
A dirty old man from Calcutta,’
Once raped a girl in the gutter,,
The heat of the’ sun burnt a hole in his.-bum.. . :-
There was an old hag from JahdreV –
Who was covered with syphilis sore9.
Great sheets of green meat hung in lengths to the street,
.For the dogs to lick up and gnaw 0 – ‘ ‘
There once was a dentist named Chome,
Who had a young patient from Home,
In a fit of depravity he filled the wrong cavity, .’
Now she’s nursing the filling at home’, ”
There once was a lady called Myrtle.
Who had an affair with a turtle.
The next day at dawn9 she gave birth’ to’ a–prawn,
Which proved that the turtle- was fertile.
Said the Luke to the Luchess elective,’
nIs my eyesight becoming defective9.
Is the east tit the least bit the’ best-bit of the west tit; –
Or is it my lack of perspective?""
There was a young man from Rhiems’
Who used to have wet dreams9 –
With commendable wit, he encased them in shit,-‘
And sold them as chocolate creams,
There was a young man called Geoff’,-
Who was exceedingly deaf,’
And drank all the cum that was left.- .
TELL US ANOTHSRIB__(Oont.)
There was a young girl from Tottenham.
Who used to bake pies and put shot in ’em,.
She also interned the turd.-s. of the birds T.
That wopped off the young dogs till ‘they, .shot ‘ em0 ";/: ‘;:/’
There was a young man from the Yarra, .
Whose prick was a big as a marrow, , . / ‘ – ■’■" -v.
So he said to his tart, ,nCop -this for a start., . .”"” .. ‘ / ‘
And I’ll wheel my balls up in a barrow,. _’
There was a young girl from Dakota,
Who lived in a Chinese pagoda –
The walls of the halls were .lined with the ball’s.
And the tools of the fools that had rode. her. "
There was a young man from West Perth,
The dirtiest bastard on earth,
When his wife was confined, he pulled down the blind,,
And licked up the afterbirth.
There was a young man from the Alice..
Who pissed in the Archbishops Chalice9 ‘.
It wasn’t, the need that .prompted the. deed,
But pure sectarian malice.,
There was a young lady from Osit,
Who went to a twopenny closets.
And when she got the.-re. she. could only pass, air,’ "";■ ‘
And that wasn’t twopence worth was it?
In the garden of Eden sat Adam,
As he played with the twat of his madam^
He chucked with mirth.. ■ as he thought on this earth" ‘" ”
There’s only two balls and he. had ‘ em.
There was a young man of Kings,
Whose mind dwelt on Heavenly things.
His earthly ■.desire -was a-boy. from the choir .
With an arse like a jelly on springs, _ ‘
There was a young lady of fashion, .
Who had oodles and oodles of passion,”
To the bridegroom she- said-, on- the night she was wed,
"Here’s’ one thing that the State "’can’t ration,?r.
There was a young lady of Erskine.
And the chief of her charms was her fair skin, . .
But the sable- she wo-re, and .the minks. galore,; ‘.;
She earned while wearing her bare- skin, ".
TELL US__MOTMSIS^^o^A . . ;. . . v ^
Gh-knock-kneed Sam McGuzzen’ ■
Some -people- say,’"love-‘ finds !a wayv.

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